I want a boyfriend
*talks to a boy*
Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries
Something I noticed when I was stripping was that the younger, “hipper,” generally white patrons I came into contact with were by far the most vested in the whole “emotionally invasive performance of enthusiastic consent” thing. They all wanted to hear how I was doing it because…
My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance
I don’t need anyone telling me what is and isn’t goth
David letterman has got to be freaking out internally about this whole Hatsune miku performing on his show, he was born in like 1764 and now a computer is singing in Japanese on live national television
yeah dude he signed the Declaration of Independence you learn that shit in high school
Hatsune Miku on David Letterman
*walks up to a straight couple* so which one of you is hatsune miku and which one is the david letterman
Hatsune Miku on David Letterman is the best part of 2014 so far
"i thought you said jimmy kimmel earlier and i’m like ‘that makes sense’ but this is david letterman"
David Letterman and the anime waifu. #inktober #hatsunemiku
we’re all gonna be such good parents social justice wise
hmm… no. honestly, most of us are extremely over-critical about every aspect of society, and our children wouldnt even be allowed outside bc we would be scared that someone would say hi to them and hurt their feelings.