Please be nice to me
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dnyce2fly3:

Question of the day #Ferguson R.I.P Mike brown

dnyce2fly3:

Question of the day #Ferguson R.I.P Mike brown

buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

people in high school used to call me “succulent tendril” due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight
kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

prettyboyshyflizzy:

bobnintendo:

rotatingfloor:

masterofbirds:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

IMPORTANT FERGUSON UPDATE - WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE YOUTUBE TAKES IT DOWN

CNN REPORTER Fredricka Whitfield interviews the Store Owner’s Lawyer (from the store that was “”“”“”“robbed”“”“”“”“”“”” by “”“”“”“”“”mike brown”“”“”“”“”“)

As the lawyer begins to explain what really happened, cnn “”“”“loses the feed”“”“”“

WOW

that fucking tape rewinding sound this shit is sooooooo staged

oh my god thats the worst fake signal interruption ive ever seen

LMAO!! how do u have a tape rewinding sound on a digital feed? bwahahahahahaa they think we that stupid lol there hasnt been a tape in cnn since 1996

Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Rihanna: Congratulations!
Beyoncé: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Birdman: Congratulations!
Nebby: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!

trickstercronus:

"everyone on tumblr gets offended so easily!" is code word for "why cant i say harmful things without backlash like i usually can offline"

durbikins:

xaulzan:

pussylipgloss:

theogblackjesus:

fileformat:

flaccidtrip:

xn—hbn3gna:

i’m deleting, again

N O

s t o p

lmaoooooooo

GO 2 HELLLLL!!!!

HOW DO THESE IMAGES GET SO FUCKING COMPRESSED AND ARTIFACTED IS THAT A SCROLLBAR?? 

It hasn’t even been a full 24 hours and this shit has been through like 20 filters

durbikins:

xaulzan:

pussylipgloss:

theogblackjesus:

fileformat:

flaccidtrip:

xn—hbn3gna:

i’m deleting, again

N O

s t o p

lmaoooooooo

GO 2 HELLLLL!!!!

HOW DO THESE IMAGES GET SO FUCKING COMPRESSED AND ARTIFACTED IS THAT A SCROLLBAR??

It hasn’t even been a full 24 hours and this shit has been through like 20 filters

i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you
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rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

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heckvevo:

oh my

heckvevo:

oh my