Please be nice to me

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scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

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honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

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goldshirts-tightpants:

if you like star trek you have to date me sorry i don’t make the rules

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shsl-chef:

umgatoobeso:

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

someone’s a little daft

yeah daft PUNK [a funky beat starts playin]

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